I need directions...
posted by Hujonwi at 20:43
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31 October 2006
What Causes Arthritis
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and comtempt for your fellow man" "Well I'll be darned" the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.
The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologised. "I'm sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and comtempt for your fellow man" "Well I'll be darned" the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.
The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologised. "I'm sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
posted by Hujonwi at 20:08
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Haircuts...
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutter's place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS"
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIRCUTS"
posted by Hujonwi at 20:05
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Controlling Coyote Population
This is about right for a bunch of tree huggers.
A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again, and the population would be controlled.
This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Growers Association BY the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old fella' in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f--kin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em".
A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again, and the population would be controlled.
This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Growers Association BY the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old fella' in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f--kin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em".
posted by Hujonwi at 20:02
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28 October 2006
I'd faint too...
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
posted by Hujonwi at 02:20
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27 October 2006
For the man who has everything!!!
This only confirms the old saying: You can never have too much of a GOOD THING.
posted by Hujonwi at 03:09
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26 October 2006
The Mailman...
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the mailman comments.
Bob, in obvious pain, replies, "Actually, we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight, that we started playing WHO AM I?" The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
"Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "Your name came up seven times"
Bob, in obvious pain, replies, "Actually, we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight, that we started playing WHO AM I?" The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
"Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "Your name came up seven times"
posted by Hujonwi at 02:57
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Reasons Not to Drink With Me Er I Mean "Friends"
Boy do I have some stories from my US Navy days...I wish there was some video of the second pic...
posted by Hujonwi at 02:46
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I need directions...
Subject: Hay ride invitation
I found this neat rural farm that is scheduling their annual Hay Ride, and they are offering a reduced rate to men.
I'm thinking about going. Wanna go for a ride?
I found this neat rural farm that is scheduling their annual Hay Ride, and they are offering a reduced rate to men.
I'm thinking about going. Wanna go for a ride?
posted by Hujonwi at 02:42
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Attention...
VA Announces 'Veterans Pride' Initiative
American Forces Press Service | October 20, 2006
Washington D.C. - Leaders of major veterans organizations joined Veterans Affairs Secretary R. James Nicholson here today in launching an effort to “kindle a new spark of patriotism” by asking men and women who have served in the military to wear their medals on Veterans Day.
"We are announcing a ‘Veterans Pride Initiative’ to remind Americans of the pride and honor in the hearts of those who have served," Nicholson said at a news conference at VA headquarters. "We expect Americans will see our decorated heroes unite in spirit at ceremonies, in parades and elsewhere as a compelling symbol of courage and sacrifice on Veterans Day, the day we set aside to thank those who served and safeguarded our national security."
The campaign is modeled after a tradition in Australia and New Zealand, countries who honor the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps on April 25 each year, VA officials said. Nicholson said he hopes a U.S. tradition will ensue to emulate this pride in being a veteran and in honoring the nation’s veterans.
VA is offering information about the campaign on a Web page, http://www.va.gov/veteranspride/, where veterans also can obtain information about how to replace mislaid medals and learn how to confirm the decorations to which they are entitled.
American Forces Press Service | October 20, 2006
Washington D.C. - Leaders of major veterans organizations joined Veterans Affairs Secretary R. James Nicholson here today in launching an effort to “kindle a new spark of patriotism” by asking men and women who have served in the military to wear their medals on Veterans Day.
"We are announcing a ‘Veterans Pride Initiative’ to remind Americans of the pride and honor in the hearts of those who have served," Nicholson said at a news conference at VA headquarters. "We expect Americans will see our decorated heroes unite in spirit at ceremonies, in parades and elsewhere as a compelling symbol of courage and sacrifice on Veterans Day, the day we set aside to thank those who served and safeguarded our national security."
The campaign is modeled after a tradition in Australia and New Zealand, countries who honor the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps on April 25 each year, VA officials said. Nicholson said he hopes a U.S. tradition will ensue to emulate this pride in being a veteran and in honoring the nation’s veterans.
VA is offering information about the campaign on a Web page, http://www.va.gov/veteranspride/, where veterans also can obtain information about how to replace mislaid medals and learn how to confirm the decorations to which they are entitled.
posted by Hujonwi at 01:51
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24 October 2006
Guess....
THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...
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TOOTHBRUSH ...
What were you thinking?
You PERVERT!
Send this message to ten of your most perverted friends, or else...
GOTCHA!
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...
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TOOTHBRUSH ...
What were you thinking?
You PERVERT!
Send this message to ten of your most perverted friends, or else...
GOTCHA!
posted by Hujonwi at 23:54
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Priceless...
Tailgater
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally. I assumed you had stolen the car."
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally. I assumed you had stolen the car."
posted by Hujonwi at 23:47
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Yuck Yuck Yuck...
Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,
"Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife wet home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-fourty."
"Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife wet home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-fourty."
posted by Hujonwi at 23:43
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That would mess me up...
BATHROOM-PAINTED FLOOR
*IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....*
*YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING......* *(not that you would...)*
*AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... *
*You open the door.... *
NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *A PAINTED FLOOR!**
KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?*
This would mess your mind up
*IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....*
*YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING......* *(not that you would...)*
*AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... *
*You open the door.... *
NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST* *A PAINTED FLOOR!**
KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....* *DOESN'T IT?*
This would mess your mind up
posted by Hujonwi at 23:36
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Something for your Halloween party - yum yum
This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.........
COMPLETELY EDIBLE, BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!
On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.
CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper
1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.
3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.
4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
"Kitty Litter Cake"
COMPLETELY EDIBLE, BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!
On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.
CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper
1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.
3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.
4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
"Kitty Litter Cake"
posted by Hujonwi at 23:29
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22 October 2006
Oh yea...
That's why I'm doing this Libby.
The more people who know what is really going on the better.
I am concerned about him but there are a few other things look at. That dude shoots Expert with a SAW and pistol (my lady). With the SAW, there were 11 pop up targets between 100-800 meters, he hit 10. With the .45 he holds a tight pattern in the center of the target, pumping out 8 rounds as fast as he can pull the trigger. We both want the same thing, although I can't join him, dead little sheet heads piled up like cord wood.
In addition there are several folks Praying for him and I hope lisa w. is sending good thoughts his way.
and know he's okay, eh?
Eh, I'm a big fan of Bob and Doug M. Moosehead is great beer.
Although I can't send him any of that I'm following lil toni & CC on what ya can get away with sending...
The more people who know what is really going on the better.
I am concerned about him but there are a few other things look at. That dude shoots Expert with a SAW and pistol (my lady). With the SAW, there were 11 pop up targets between 100-800 meters, he hit 10. With the .45 he holds a tight pattern in the center of the target, pumping out 8 rounds as fast as he can pull the trigger. We both want the same thing, although I can't join him, dead little sheet heads piled up like cord wood.
In addition there are several folks Praying for him and I hope lisa w. is sending good thoughts his way.
and know he's okay, eh?
Eh, I'm a big fan of Bob and Doug M. Moosehead is great beer.
Although I can't send him any of that I'm following lil toni & CC on what ya can get away with sending...
posted by Hujonwi at 05:08
2 comments
21 October 2006
Something to note...
One thing I noticed about this concert that was different from 'back in the day'.
There was a line for the men's room but nobody was pissing in the sinks. I remember a line of guys at the sink's and sometimes two guy's in the stall's. All having a blast.
Oh well time marches on...
There was a line for the men's room but nobody was pissing in the sinks. I remember a line of guys at the sink's and sometimes two guy's in the stall's. All having a blast.
Oh well time marches on...
posted by Hujonwi at 03:42
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Soon
Well I just sent Holiday an email about how to team blog here!!!
That means that we will soon have a Great American Hero posting here from the litter box!!
When he makes his first post make him feel welcome.
That means that we will soon have a Great American Hero posting here from the litter box!!
When he makes his first post make him feel welcome.
posted by Hujonwi at 03:37
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I Appreciate You!
Today is the international day for the mentally disabled.
Please send an encouraging message to a mentally challenged friend--as I have just done for you.
Just thought I'd let your retarded ass know I don't mind being friends with you.
I don't care if you lick windows or even if you wear a football helmet to work.
It doesn't bother me that you wear your underwear on the outside of your pants.
You hang on in there because you are doing great!
You are Special, so keep trying!
Have a Great Day You Goofy Bastard!!!
Please send an encouraging message to a mentally challenged friend--as I have just done for you.
Just thought I'd let your retarded ass know I don't mind being friends with you.
I don't care if you lick windows or even if you wear a football helmet to work.
It doesn't bother me that you wear your underwear on the outside of your pants.
You hang on in there because you are doing great!
You are Special, so keep trying!
Have a Great Day You Goofy Bastard!!!
posted by Hujonwi at 03:28
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Open and Shut case...
This is what we Americans have
THIS IS WHAT THE ARABS HAVE.......
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE SO PISSED AT THE AMERICANS ??
THIS IS WHAT THE ARABS HAVE.......
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE SO PISSED AT THE AMERICANS ??
posted by Hujonwi at 03:14
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Heaven and Hell
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said "I don't understand."
"It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said "I don't understand."
"It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
posted by Hujonwi at 02:50
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20 October 2006
I'M TYPING LOUD
Cause I can't hear shit. What a Concert!!!!!!!
I knew the seats would be good but I didn't know how good.
Second row, center stage!!!!!!
The lady I was with got a gitfiddle pick from Journey.
WOW just WOW
First time I've ever had seats like that.
After I got home I turned the stereo on and about an hour later the land lord is knocking on the door. I opened the door and he said 'could ya turn it down' I said 'huh'. No big deal, he's also a Veteran.
Hay Christina remember me? I'm also very proud of your little bro.
Yo holiday how did ya get that nickname? Mine isn't to tough to figure out, US Navy Fleet Sailor known as Animal and yes that is with a capital A...
I knew the seats would be good but I didn't know how good.
Second row, center stage!!!!!!
The lady I was with got a gitfiddle pick from Journey.
WOW just WOW
First time I've ever had seats like that.
After I got home I turned the stereo on and about an hour later the land lord is knocking on the door. I opened the door and he said 'could ya turn it down' I said 'huh'. No big deal, he's also a Veteran.
Hay Christina remember me? I'm also very proud of your little bro.
Yo holiday how did ya get that nickname? Mine isn't to tough to figure out, US Navy Fleet Sailor known as Animal and yes that is with a capital A...
posted by Hujonwi at 02:40
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Halloween Humour
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in couple of days.
So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.
The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement.
The Husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is 2 x 4.
The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
The wife yells back, "take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo.
And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!
So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.
The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement.
The Husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is 2 x 4.
The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"
The wife yells back, "take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino.
If you don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo.
And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!
posted by Hujonwi at 02:02
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19 October 2006
Update
I had a feeling that I left something out of a post. Please scroll down to the Prayer Chain post...
posted by Hujonwi at 04:04
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I made IT....
And I shaved 1/2 an hour off the trip!! Rolled in about 0430 left at 1700. Had to slam down a few beers to counter the effects of all the caffine. Not like ya to could go to sleep driving a 3/4 ton 4x4 Dodge Ram...
Well here are the tickets, if ya can't tell they say 'Floor, Section 2, Row B, seats 11 & 12', got my ear plugs tonight.
Thank for all the prayers and good thoughts.
Oh yea sig94, I hate it when that happens...
Know what ya mean libby, I remember a little of Def Leppard but it's Journey, that's why I paid a lot for those puppies... I was home ported in the bay area for 4 years but never had a chance to see them. So many of their songs bring back some great and a few bad, memories of those years.
I'm hoping the lady I'm taking to the concert has a camera phone, mine isn't, if so I will post some pics.
To bad I have to drive and can't have a beer at the show, well maybe one...
Regular blogging soon, also have to figure how to set Adam up as a guest blogger and if I can post some of the video clips I've got. Guess I have to do some digging.
Well here are the tickets, if ya can't tell they say 'Floor, Section 2, Row B, seats 11 & 12', got my ear plugs tonight.
Thank for all the prayers and good thoughts.
Oh yea sig94, I hate it when that happens...
Know what ya mean libby, I remember a little of Def Leppard but it's Journey, that's why I paid a lot for those puppies... I was home ported in the bay area for 4 years but never had a chance to see them. So many of their songs bring back some great and a few bad, memories of those years.
I'm hoping the lady I'm taking to the concert has a camera phone, mine isn't, if so I will post some pics.
To bad I have to drive and can't have a beer at the show, well maybe one...
Regular blogging soon, also have to figure how to set Adam up as a guest blogger and if I can post some of the video clips I've got. Guess I have to do some digging.
posted by Hujonwi at 03:02
2 comments
17 October 2006
I'm off
Will be heading out today on a 12 hour trip back home.
It rocks. Although I will be leaving a Great American Hero and his wife, well they both are. I'm also going to a concert that I never thought I would have a chance to.
I will post pics of the tickets cause ya don't know how good they are...
Thanks for your prayers and good thought's lisa w.
It rocks. Although I will be leaving a Great American Hero and his wife, well they both are. I'm also going to a concert that I never thought I would have a chance to.
I will post pics of the tickets cause ya don't know how good they are...
Thanks for your prayers and good thought's lisa w.
posted by Hujonwi at 02:06
3 comments
16 October 2006
I got tickets...
Yep Journey and Def leopard are playing here in OKC right after I get back from this trip. I'm stoked. Haven't seen journey and don't remember if I've seen def leopard but got some great seats there, wait, the Lady I ask to go to this concert doesn't know where they are yet and she might be reading this.
posted by Hujonwi at 05:46
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Now that we got the puter working again...
This is a pic of some Great American Hero's and the rig I drove down here. I do consider both of them Great American Hero's. Yay ya need the step to get in and out of that truck...
His new hat that I sent him, btw Sailors do to...
Oh and for you moooslems, this is last thing you will see before you find out that they ain't no 72 virgins waintin for ya. Just 74 well hung deamons and your the virgin... forever...
posted by Hujonwi at 05:26
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14 October 2006
Guess Where I'm at...
Any Guesses
Well this is a shot over the hood of my dad's pickup at 80 mph on I10 about 130 miles from El Paso. I'm now slaming down cold ones with Great American Hero. Hope to hammer a few with some more.
and I'm by my lonesome in that rig...
Hay leave us some comments...
Well this is a shot over the hood of my dad's pickup at 80 mph on I10 about 130 miles from El Paso. I'm now slaming down cold ones with Great American Hero. Hope to hammer a few with some more.
and I'm by my lonesome in that rig...
Hay leave us some comments...
posted by Hujonwi at 02:21
3 comments
12 October 2006
It's that time...
Well I will soon be headed to El Paso to visit Adam. Posting will be light although I will try to log on and post some pics of the trip.
I was talking with a lady I work with about the trip and said I was taking the Dodge pickup and not my mom's caddy. She said she would take the caddy. I said "Let's see, the caddy is only 3 years old and uses premium gas (all the bells and whistles) the truck is a 6 year old Dodge Power Wagon 4x4, 5 speed stick, that uses diesel. I figure the fuel will cost about the same either way. But I'm going to an Army Base in Texas and I'm a guy, I'm taking the truck."
I was talking with a lady I work with about the trip and said I was taking the Dodge pickup and not my mom's caddy. She said she would take the caddy. I said "Let's see, the caddy is only 3 years old and uses premium gas (all the bells and whistles) the truck is a 6 year old Dodge Power Wagon 4x4, 5 speed stick, that uses diesel. I figure the fuel will cost about the same either way. But I'm going to an Army Base in Texas and I'm a guy, I'm taking the truck."
posted by Hujonwi at 03:23
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Prayer Chain
The photos beg, we comply!
I am sorry, but I am not breaking this one....Let us pray
Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it
Please send this on after a short prayer. Prayer for our soldiers..please don't break it
Prayer
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world.
There is nothing attached.... .. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you, please....
Of all the gifts you coul d give a Marine, US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one
GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON!
And for you wershippers of the pedophile Prophet Muhammad (pig piss be upon him) and a moon god, here is a hint at what your up against. That's just on that level, ask Germany and Japan about the other...
Thanks Mom
I am sorry, but I am not breaking this one....Let us pray
Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it
Please send this on after a short prayer. Prayer for our soldiers..please don't break it
Prayer
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world.
There is nothing attached.... .. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you, please....
Of all the gifts you coul d give a Marine, US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one
GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON!
And for you wershippers of the pedophile Prophet Muhammad (pig piss be upon him) and a moon god, here is a hint at what your up against. That's just on that level, ask Germany and Japan about the other...
Thanks Mom
posted by Hujonwi at 03:11
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I checked it out on Snopes.com and it's true!!!
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE REAL DEAL, SO BEWARE WHEN YOU ARE OUT IN THE STREETS IN THOSE BIG TOWNS! HERE IN DOUGLAS, I DOUBT WE WILL HAVE ANY PROBLEMS!
Aflac Insurance Fraud
Seems the BBB got a complaint the other day about a scam that AFLAC was taking advantage of women on the street and stealing their money.
Now we all at one time thought that an INSURANCE Company has stolen from us, however this scam is netting COLD HARD CASH from unsuspecting individuals.
The way it works is the thief uses their children to distract the target. While admiring the cuteness of the kids they are robbed of their cash and never know what hit them.
I'm sending this out for all to be aware that this is happening and it's right out on the streets where the general public is.
A passer by with a digital camera phone happen to capture the photo below.
Review it carefully and use caution when distractions like this come along.
Good Luck. Don't say you weren't warned
Some people with Photoshop have waaaay to much time on their hands....
Aflac Insurance Fraud
Seems the BBB got a complaint the other day about a scam that AFLAC was taking advantage of women on the street and stealing their money.
Now we all at one time thought that an INSURANCE Company has stolen from us, however this scam is netting COLD HARD CASH from unsuspecting individuals.
The way it works is the thief uses their children to distract the target. While admiring the cuteness of the kids they are robbed of their cash and never know what hit them.
I'm sending this out for all to be aware that this is happening and it's right out on the streets where the general public is.
A passer by with a digital camera phone happen to capture the photo below.
Review it carefully and use caution when distractions like this come along.
Good Luck. Don't say you weren't warned
Some people with Photoshop have waaaay to much time on their hands....
posted by Hujonwi at 02:56
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FERRARI
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO, it is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour" states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,! all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour" states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,! all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
posted by Hujonwi at 02:10
1 comments
That ain't no Shit...
New US Border Sign....
LATEST POLLING SHOWS:
Forty-three percent of all Americans say that illegal immigration is a serious problem!
The other 57 percent said, "No hablo inglés"
LATEST POLLING SHOWS:
Forty-three percent of all Americans say that illegal immigration is a serious problem!
The other 57 percent said, "No hablo inglés"
posted by Hujonwi at 02:05
1 comments
11 October 2006
Quickies....
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
posted by Hujonwi at 04:18
1 comments
Worth reposting....
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
_______________________
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
_____________________
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
__________________________
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
__________________________
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
__________________________
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
__________________________
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
__________________________
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
__________________________
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
__________________________
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
__________________________
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
__________________________
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
__________________________
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
__________________________
You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
__________________________
You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll
ever meet
__________________________
You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
__________________________
You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
__________________________
You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
__________________________
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
__________________________
You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
__________________________
You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gunfire.
__________________________
You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him!
If you support your troops, resend this to everyone you know,
If it gets to another veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Thanks Adam
He stays up for days on end.
_______________________
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
_____________________
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
__________________________
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
__________________________
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
__________________________
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
__________________________
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
__________________________
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
__________________________
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
__________________________
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
__________________________
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
__________________________
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
__________________________
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
__________________________
You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
__________________________
You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll
ever meet
__________________________
You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
__________________________
You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
__________________________
You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
__________________________
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
__________________________
You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
__________________________
You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gunfire.
__________________________
You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him!
If you support your troops, resend this to everyone you know,
If it gets to another veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Thanks Adam
posted by Hujonwi at 04:01
2 comments
Medical info
Ahkmed the Arab, came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket an breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"
Thanks Adam
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"
Thanks Adam
posted by Hujonwi at 03:51
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10 October 2006
Boob Flash
Click here for an awsome boob flash....
Ladies are they fake???
Ladies are they fake???
posted by Hujonwi at 04:58
1 comments
Med School Students
Medical mystery
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him:
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong.
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong."
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him:
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong.
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong."
posted by Hujonwi at 04:55
0 comments
09 October 2006
Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!
Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had had sex. They came to a unanimous decision that they would pay a visit to a couple of prostitutes at a local whorehouse they had found out about.
They arrived at the whorehouse later on that night and each made their choices of prostitute and then headed off with their ladies of the night into two bedrooms which were situated next door to each other.
The first midget, John, hurriedly stripped off all of his clothes as there was no time to waste. Unfortunately he encountered a problem, he was unable to get an erection.The prostitute did everything she was capable of to rectify the problem, but nothing would work! To make matters worse, all he could here from his mate Gary next door, was one-two-three uhh, one-two-three uhh all night long.
The next morning after an unsuccessful night John left the room, as he did so he bumped into Gary leaving his room. " What kind of night did you have ? " Gary asked John " I had an absolute stinker, I couldn't even get a hard-on " he replied"
You think that's bad " said Gary, " I couldn't even get on the damn bed! "
They arrived at the whorehouse later on that night and each made their choices of prostitute and then headed off with their ladies of the night into two bedrooms which were situated next door to each other.
The first midget, John, hurriedly stripped off all of his clothes as there was no time to waste. Unfortunately he encountered a problem, he was unable to get an erection.The prostitute did everything she was capable of to rectify the problem, but nothing would work! To make matters worse, all he could here from his mate Gary next door, was one-two-three uhh, one-two-three uhh all night long.
The next morning after an unsuccessful night John left the room, as he did so he bumped into Gary leaving his room. " What kind of night did you have ? " Gary asked John " I had an absolute stinker, I couldn't even get a hard-on " he replied"
You think that's bad " said Gary, " I couldn't even get on the damn bed! "
posted by Hujonwi at 03:10
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Blonde Moments!
Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
You have to hollow out the head.
posted by Hujonwi at 03:02
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Little Johnny...
Little Johnny's mother decided to tell him all about making babies, so she had "the talk" with him. Afterwards Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile.
"Do you understand?" his mother asked.
"Yes," replied Little Johnny.
"Do you have any questions?" asked his Mother.
"Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?" asked Little Johnny.
"In exactly the same way as with babies", answered his Mom.
"Wow!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"
"Do you understand?" his mother asked.
"Yes," replied Little Johnny.
"Do you have any questions?" asked his Mother.
"Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?" asked Little Johnny.
"In exactly the same way as with babies", answered his Mom.
"Wow!" Little Johnny exclaimed. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"
posted by Hujonwi at 02:56
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Confucious Say.....
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who sit on tack, get point.
Man with hand on tool not always mechanic.
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who sit on tack, get point.
Man with hand on tool not always mechanic.
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
posted by Hujonwi at 02:55
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Not PC here...
FIVE REASONS WHY NEW YORK IS QUIET ON SUNDAYS
1. Jews are all visiting relatives on Long Island.
2. The Italians are putting flowers on graves.
3. The Irish are all sleeping off hangovers.
4. The Puerto Ricans can't get their cars started.
5. The Poles think it is Tuesday
1. Jews are all visiting relatives on Long Island.
2. The Italians are putting flowers on graves.
3. The Irish are all sleeping off hangovers.
4. The Puerto Ricans can't get their cars started.
5. The Poles think it is Tuesday
posted by Hujonwi at 02:52
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Life...
From 20 to 30,
if you're feeling right it's ONCE in the morning and once at night.
From 30 to 40,
if you're still feeling right; you skip the morning, but continue at night.
(nope)
From 40 to 50, it's NOW and THEN.
(I'm there and nope)
From 50 to 60,it's GOD KNOWS WHEN.
(doubtfull)
From 60 on, if you're STILL INCLINED, believe me, FELLA, it's all in YOUR MIND!
(I don't think so)
if you're feeling right it's ONCE in the morning and once at night.
From 30 to 40,
if you're still feeling right; you skip the morning, but continue at night.
(nope)
From 40 to 50, it's NOW and THEN.
(I'm there and nope)
From 50 to 60,it's GOD KNOWS WHEN.
(doubtfull)
From 60 on, if you're STILL INCLINED, believe me, FELLA, it's all in YOUR MIND!
(I don't think so)
posted by Hujonwi at 02:43
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08 October 2006
Whohoo
Keep me in your prayers folks, I'm headed to El Paso this friday, a 12 hour drive, to visit Adam before he ships out. He said he knows a couple of single Sgts, or osssifers, it's not frat for me now.... I'm his dads age. I'm willing to 'give one for the team'....or two
posted by Hujonwi at 04:13
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07 October 2006
That Explains It...
Two buddies were sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy who was sitting at the other end of the bar.
"I don't get it," complained the first guy, "He`s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car,... yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He`s not even a very good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows!"
"I don't get it," complained the first guy, "He`s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car,... yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He`s not even a very good conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows!"
posted by Hujonwi at 22:48
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Ouch....
The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out.
"Babe," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
"What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out.
"Babe," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
posted by Hujonwi at 22:28
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BEAUTIFUL SUNSET
This reminds me of one I saw in the Philippines. Wish I still had a pic of it.
posted by Hujonwi at 22:11
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Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can' t have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting & just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person & know who you are before you try & know someone else & expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
Thanks Neenie
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can' t have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting & just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person & know who you are before you try & know someone else & expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
Thanks Neenie
posted by Hujonwi at 22:03
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06 October 2006
Not PC here...
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in our family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. (really? no way)
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in our family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. (really? no way)
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
posted by Hujonwi at 03:13
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Love thy neighbor...
Well I checked this on Snopes.com and guess what?
It's true.
**Read the story below before you look at the pictures.**
This is a true story, it happened in Utah and was on the news! I thought each of you could use a little comic relief today. Here's the story. A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this as you can imagine - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense.
Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
The full story can be found here although I wouldn't have taken it down...
It's true.
**Read the story below before you look at the pictures.**
This is a true story, it happened in Utah and was on the news! I thought each of you could use a little comic relief today. Here's the story. A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this as you can imagine - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense.
Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
The full story can be found here although I wouldn't have taken it down...
posted by Hujonwi at 03:05
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05 October 2006
The Cowboy and the FEMA Genie
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an FEMA ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF*** He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
+++++
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.
Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an FEMA ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF*** He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
+++++
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.
Enjoy the following:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf
And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
posted by Hujonwi at 03:42
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NEVER FORGET
Not sure if this is a Photoshop or not but...
If you look on the side of the building on the left you can make out the face of satan!
Or is that a pic of Mohammed de camel humper...
Thanks Scott & Mom
If you look on the side of the building on the left you can make out the face of satan!
Or is that a pic of Mohammed de camel humper...
Thanks Scott & Mom
posted by Hujonwi at 03:16
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04 October 2006
Car Repair...
I have taken my Mercedes to the shop, will not be available until October 10.
This message is to inform you that I will be unavailable for the next day or two. I am having some repairs done to my car and it's essential that I am at the shop to supervise the new mechanic.
This message is to inform you that I will be unavailable for the next day or two. I am having some repairs done to my car and it's essential that I am at the shop to supervise the new mechanic.
posted by Hujonwi at 03:10
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Senior Center Party
Last night we went to a party at our local senior center. The last Saturday of every month they have an evening pot-luck supper. We usually eat, play bingo, reminisce, and drink a little wine, and talk about the good ole days....
We heard Selma Martin's grandson is staying with her for a few weeks. It's rumored he got in a scrap over some marijuana with the law out in Phoenix, and, he came to Denton to avoid the heat. Anyway, Selma is known for her delicious Brownies, and she always bakes up a quadruple batch for each get-together.. She makes enough for everyone.. and some for folks to take one home for later...
For some reason they were extra good this week, and every last one of them was eaten.. Not a one left over....
We later found out that Selma's grandson, Butch, laced the brownies with some of his marijuana.
Knowing this, I guess it offers a logical reason for everyone feeling good that night... By the time Zeke put on the bunny hop record, everyone was in a real good mood, and it was the first time the whole place got up, and D a n c e d - -
That is, until the cops came to check all the noise complaints.
Well, that's Another story . . .
Life's too Short . . Dance ,
Like No One is Watching You! Well, at least they remembered their hats and shoes...lol...lol...
Thanks Jerry
We heard Selma Martin's grandson is staying with her for a few weeks. It's rumored he got in a scrap over some marijuana with the law out in Phoenix, and, he came to Denton to avoid the heat. Anyway, Selma is known for her delicious Brownies, and she always bakes up a quadruple batch for each get-together.. She makes enough for everyone.. and some for folks to take one home for later...
For some reason they were extra good this week, and every last one of them was eaten.. Not a one left over....
We later found out that Selma's grandson, Butch, laced the brownies with some of his marijuana.
Knowing this, I guess it offers a logical reason for everyone feeling good that night... By the time Zeke put on the bunny hop record, everyone was in a real good mood, and it was the first time the whole place got up, and D a n c e d - -
That is, until the cops came to check all the noise complaints.
Well, that's Another story . . .
Life's too Short . . Dance ,
Like No One is Watching You! Well, at least they remembered their hats and shoes...lol...lol...
Thanks Jerry
posted by Hujonwi at 02:14
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Bet it's a young guy...
Post Date:
Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date:
Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently , "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292
Dude you ain't seen shit yet...
Thanks Jerry
posted by Hujonwi at 02:10
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03 October 2006
NEVER FORGET
Track the Flights of 9-11-2001
This is an excellent presentation of the flight paths of the four 9/11 airliners
Watch them here.
Thanks Mom
This is an excellent presentation of the flight paths of the four 9/11 airliners
Watch them here.
Thanks Mom
posted by Hujonwi at 02:11
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02 October 2006
About Me
- Name: Hujonwi
- Location: Oklahoma, United States
Well I grew up on a farm in Oklahoma served 6 years in the US Navy. I worked as a broadcast engineer for many years. Quit and started a business that went under. Now working on getting back on my feet.
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