30 September 2007

Found at EHOWA.COM

You Might Be A Part Of The Taliban If...
...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
...You have more wives than teeth.
...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
...You’ve ever had your camel repossessed.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
...You’ve ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
...You think "The Kite Runner" is the funniest book you ever read.
...You’ve felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.
...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
...You’ve ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you’ve done with your cave."
...You wipe your asswith your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
I thought you'd like this. I wrote it, but I'd be amazed if I was the first guy to think of it. Feel free to post it. Feel free to modify it. If you use it, please post a link or give me some sort of credit (or blame). - gord


Anonymous holiday said...

those wild mooselums with their crazy shinnanigans :) i am reposting this as soon as possible man.

06 October, 2007 12:38  
Blogger sig94 said...

Where you been??

12 December, 2007 17:09  
Blogger Libby Spencer said...

Merry Christmas Huj.

25 December, 2007 19:23  
Blogger Looking For Jokes said...

You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
lol That is the first thing my marine nephew said when he came back home..

30 March, 2009 11:00  

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