Things I've learned

I've learned - that you can keep puking after you think you're finished.

I've learned - that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned - that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned - that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned - to say "fuck them if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.