23 May 2006

Finally--a new car!!

I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said "Nelson"! The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" ! He continued. and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled "ASSHOLES!".

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze..

Damn, I LOVE this car!

2 Comments:

Blogger sig94 said...

heh!
You really get a Lexus?

23 May, 2006 21:18  
Blogger Hujonwi said...

Na.
But I though it was funny...and true.

24 May, 2006 01:22  

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