Funny....

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by & they all had a great time. After they returned home & the men went back to work, they sat around at break & discussed their vacation.
The first guy says " I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers 7 come 11 all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy says " I know what you mean...my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there & she slaps the bed all night and hollers hit me light or hit me hard & I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"
The third guy says " You guys think you have it bad! ...my old lady played the slots the whole time we were there & I wake up each morning with a sore dick & an ass full of quarters.