17 July 2006

Quickies....

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
"Stop acting like your father!"
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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

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