Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!

Darrell walks into his doctor's office and the receptionist gives him a form to fill out and asks him what his problem is.
Darrell replied, I've got something wrong with my cock."
"Please watch your language!" scolds the receptionist. "There are women and children in the waiting room."
Darrell leaves the office, only to return a few minutes later and said to the receptionist, "I've got a problem with my ear."
"Now that's much better," says the receptionist. "What wrong with your ear?"
"I can't piss out of it!"