LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Procrastinate Now!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.