09 October 2006

Not PC here...

FIVE REASONS WHY NEW YORK IS QUIET ON SUNDAYS
1. Jews are all visiting relatives on Long Island.
2. The Italians are putting flowers on graves.
3. The Irish are all sleeping off hangovers.
4. The Puerto Ricans can't get their cars started.
5. The Poles think it is Tuesday

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