Yep...
Two guys and I are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together. One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
I say, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed
and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"
"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."
Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"
I say, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed
and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"
posted by Hujonwi at 03:33
3 Comments:
studies have shown that 60 percent of the time that works every time.
Don't you dare try that!
Busted holiday!!!
I have mini-blinds no way I'm doing that, well here that is, not sure if she has curtains...
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