Yep...

Let's see if I understand?how the world works lately...
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If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
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If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
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If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
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If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
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If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
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And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
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I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
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So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...Okay?

Thanks Neenie