The World's Shortest Books:

FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac
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Famous Asian Race Car Drivers By Sum Ting Wong
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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