Not PC here...

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears." "Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's." "You're wrong,
I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!
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Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
They have to pull their own pants down.
What do you call a blonde with a map, compass, and set of directions?
Lost.