Slick Willie...
After Bill Clinton Dies he goes directly to Hell. Upon arriving he is met by Satan, who informs him that Hell is currently full but since he REALLY deserves to be there, they will make special arrangements by letting someone else leave to make room for Bill. And, as a special favor, he will be given a choice of people to replace. Satan then leads Bill to a room with three doors.
The first door opens. Behind the door is Al Gore. He’s being worked over with a blowtorch. Upon seeing Al in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, 'That looks painful. I don’t think this is for me'.
The second door opens. Behind door #2 is Nancy Pelosi. Her skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. Grimacing at the bloody scene, Clinton again says, 'I don’t think this is for me'.
The third door opens and behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. 'I can handle that!' Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
'Very well', says Satan. 'Monica, you’ve been pardoned - you may go now'.
The first door opens. Behind the door is Al Gore. He’s being worked over with a blowtorch. Upon seeing Al in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, 'That looks painful. I don’t think this is for me'.
The second door opens. Behind door #2 is Nancy Pelosi. Her skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. Grimacing at the bloody scene, Clinton again says, 'I don’t think this is for me'.
The third door opens and behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. 'I can handle that!' Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
'Very well', says Satan. 'Monica, you’ve been pardoned - you may go now'.
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