Funny....

A geezer wakes up one morn to find a big ass gorilla on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages & sure enough, there is an ad "Gorilla Removers." When the gorilla remover arrives, he gets outta his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun & the meanest Pit Bull you've ever seen.

The gorilla remover informs the geezer that he is gonna go up da roof & whack the gorilla with the baseball bat & when he lands on the ground the Pit Bull will grab him by the testicles with a death grip. The gorilla will then be subdued & placed in a cage.

The geezer asks, "But what is da shotgun for?"

"If the gorilla knocks me off da roof, shoot da dog!"