My Fellow Buccaneers:
My Fellow Buccaneers:
This evening I received news that agents of the country of India have openly ATTACKED AND VILIFIED several members of The Pirate Armada. Traderrob of Opinipundit has been singled out and SLANDERED by the VILE AND REPRESSIVE Indian beasts! As has my Blogfather, Dr. Rusty Shackleford The Jawa Report. Not satisfied with these acts of evil, the DEGENERATE MISCREANTS of the sub-continent HAVE VICIOUSLY ATTACKED THE WIFE of Commodore Vinnie at Vince Aut Morire! All of these good people have had their URLs banned in India! In the course of banning Traderrob, the censor-happy Indian villains have actually banned all blogspot blogs!
THIS SHALL NOT STAND! AS OF 7:23 ET JULY 19TH, 2006 A STATE OF WAR EXISTS BETWEEN INDIA AND THE PIRATE ARMADA! THIS TOKEN BE YOUR LETTER OF MARQUE AND REPRISAL TO FIND AND ENGAGE ALL INDIAN FORCES - AND ALL THOSE SYMPATHETIC TO THEIR TWISTED CAUSE!
I BID YOU GO FORTH, SEEK OUT TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY AND CALL ON YOUR FELLOW BUCCANEERS OF THE PIRATE ARMADA WHEN YOU SPOT A PARTICULARLY JUICY GALLEON.
ALL BUCCANEERS WHO RUN BLOGS SHOULD POST THE ARMADA'S DECLARATION OF WAR AT THEIR EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY! DO NOT LET THESE VILE DOGS CLAIM THAT THE ARMADA FELL UPON THEM WITHOUT WARNING!
THE DREAD PUNDIT BLUTO
GRAND ADMIRAL OF THE PIRATE ARMADA
This evening I received news that agents of the country of India have openly ATTACKED AND VILIFIED several members of The Pirate Armada. Traderrob of Opinipundit has been singled out and SLANDERED by the VILE AND REPRESSIVE Indian beasts! As has my Blogfather, Dr. Rusty Shackleford The Jawa Report. Not satisfied with these acts of evil, the DEGENERATE MISCREANTS of the sub-continent HAVE VICIOUSLY ATTACKED THE WIFE of Commodore Vinnie at Vince Aut Morire! All of these good people have had their URLs banned in India! In the course of banning Traderrob, the censor-happy Indian villains have actually banned all blogspot blogs!
THIS SHALL NOT STAND! AS OF 7:23 ET JULY 19TH, 2006 A STATE OF WAR EXISTS BETWEEN INDIA AND THE PIRATE ARMADA! THIS TOKEN BE YOUR LETTER OF MARQUE AND REPRISAL TO FIND AND ENGAGE ALL INDIAN FORCES - AND ALL THOSE SYMPATHETIC TO THEIR TWISTED CAUSE!
I BID YOU GO FORTH, SEEK OUT TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY AND CALL ON YOUR FELLOW BUCCANEERS OF THE PIRATE ARMADA WHEN YOU SPOT A PARTICULARLY JUICY GALLEON.
ALL BUCCANEERS WHO RUN BLOGS SHOULD POST THE ARMADA'S DECLARATION OF WAR AT THEIR EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY! DO NOT LET THESE VILE DOGS CLAIM THAT THE ARMADA FELL UPON THEM WITHOUT WARNING!
THE DREAD PUNDIT BLUTO
GRAND ADMIRAL OF THE PIRATE ARMADA
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