Funnies...

Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
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Two guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."
His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!"
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What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
When the baby looks like the father, its Biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, its Sociology!
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A couple were being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary. "In all that time, did you ever consider divorce?" they were asked."
"Oh, no, not divorce," one said. "Murder sometimes, but never divorce."
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The virgin joke reminds me of a conversation I had with a couple of guys while I was in the USN. They said they would only marry virgins. I said 'Really, if your not in bed with a girl by the third date ya dump her so how will ya marry a virgin?'
They said 'Well I'll know if it's somebody I want to get married to real quick'.
I said 'Yea right, I'll take a woman that know's what she's doing.'
Just guessin, but I thunk they didn't want a lady that knew what she was doing...
Or they didin't want a lady that know's they didn't know what to do...