Little Johnny Grows Up...

Fred and I were talking one day when Johnny says,
"I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back."
"So what happened?" I asked.
"Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some pills and sent me home.
Told me to stay in bed for a week.
He also told me to sit down whenever I had to pee.
Can you imagine that?
A grown man having to sit to pee?"
"Why would he want you to sit to pee?" I asked
"Well", said Johnny, "With my bad back, he doesn't want me picking up anything too heavy."