30 September 2006

I want to know too

Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated videos, the mayoral candidate said, "I rented one of these cassettes and was shocked to find by my count five acts of oral sex, three of sodomy, a trans- sexual making love to a dog, and a woman accommodating five menat once.
If elected, I vow that tapes such as these will no longer befoul our fair community." He concluded the fiery denunciation by asking,
"Are there any questions?"
Five people shouted in unison, "Where'd you rent the tape?"

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