LADIES ... OUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 pm. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
MEN: You are to position yourselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove you are not muslims,
AND... since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold case of beer at your side, one in your hand, is further proof of your anti-muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. [So do I]
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

Thanks Mom