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A women who'd been married twice and divorced twice was finally fed up.
Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another women. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover to satisfy her sexually, so she ran an ad in the classifieds;
Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is good in bed.
About a week later, her door bell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs on her front porch. I'm here about your ad,"he says. You must be mistaken,"she says.
"Let me explain,"he says "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms, and I can't run away, because I don't have any legs."
"But,"she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"
"I rang the door bell, didn't I?"