Not bad...

Hope we don't need to use this!!
Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Makes sense to me...

I got a good ideal for the ladies, just sleep with a guy who has a .45...