Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!

Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had had sex. They came to a unanimous decision that they would pay a visit to a couple of prostitutes at a local whorehouse they had found out about.
They arrived at the whorehouse later on that night and each made their choices of prostitute and then headed off with their ladies of the night into two bedrooms which were situated next door to each other.
The first midget, John, hurriedly stripped off all of his clothes as there was no time to waste. Unfortunately he encountered a problem, he was unable to get an erection.The prostitute did everything she was capable of to rectify the problem, but nothing would work! To make matters worse, all he could here from his mate Gary next door, was one-two-three uhh, one-two-three uhh all night long.
The next morning after an unsuccessful night John left the room, as he did so he bumped into Gary leaving his room. " What kind of night did you have ? " Gary asked John " I had an absolute stinker, I couldn't even get a hard-on " he replied"
You think that's bad " said Gary, " I couldn't even get on the damn bed! "