Broke Back Mountain
This tall, rugged, brawny, muscular cowboy comes down off of Broke Back Mountain to get a physical.
The doctor tells him, "Look, I'm not going to lie to you. You have AIDS."
"What can I do, doc?'"
"Well, you can go home, eat 40 red hot sausages, 30 jalapenos, 20 unpeeled carrots soaked in pepper oil, 10 raw heads of cabbage, and drink 5 gallons of prune juice.'"
"Will that cure me, doc?"
"No. But it will give you a better idea of what your ass is for."
The doctor tells him, "Look, I'm not going to lie to you. You have AIDS."
"What can I do, doc?'"
"Well, you can go home, eat 40 red hot sausages, 30 jalapenos, 20 unpeeled carrots soaked in pepper oil, 10 raw heads of cabbage, and drink 5 gallons of prune juice.'"
"Will that cure me, doc?"
"No. But it will give you a better idea of what your ass is for."
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