06 August 2006

Did You Know!

Laughing stock is really cattle with a sense of humor.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Eating right. Staying fit. Die anyway.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

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