20 August 2006

Quickies....

Why is marriage is like a violin?
After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

New studies show that women who drink tea are twice as likely to get pregnant.
Related studies have revealed that women who drink Long Island Ice Tea are twice as likely to wake up in the back seat of a Camaro with sticky hair.

Why don't they allow a man to marry 2 women in the U. S.?
No man deserves that kind of punishment!

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

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