Redneck Sayings

1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
2. "It’'s been hotter’'n a goat’'s butt in a pepper patch."
3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
4. "Have a cup of coffee, it’'s already been '‘saucered and blowed'.’"
5. "She'’s so stuck up, she'’d drown in a rainstorm."
6. "It'’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
7. "My cow died last night so I don'’t need your bull."
8. "Don’'t pee down my back and tell me it’'s raining."
9. "He'’s as country as cornflakes."
10. "This is gooder'’n grits."