30 April 2006

What part of 'ILLEGAL' don't they understand?

This guy hits one out of the ball part. Yea what he said.

"Perhaps the May 1st boycott should give America a glimpse into "A Day Without ILLEGAL Immigration."

What would that May 1st look like without illegal immigration? There would be no one to smuggle across our southern border the heroin, marijuana, cocaine, and methamphetamines that plague the United States, reducing the U.S. supply of meth that day by 80%. The lives of 12 U.S. citizens would be saved who otherwise die a violent death at the hands of murderous illegal aliens each day. Another 13 Americans would survive who are otherwise killed each day by uninsured drunk driving illegals. Our hospital emergency rooms would not be flooded with everything from gunshot wounds, to anchor babies, to imported diseases to hangnails, giving American citizens the day off from standing in line behind illegals. Eight American children would not suffer the horror as a victim of a sex crime.

On the negative side, the price of a pound of tomatoes might go up from $0.79 to $0.80. That is unless you have a garden. But I'm guessing that the Mexican drug lords are not taking May 1st off. Neither will the 11,000 illegal invaders that pour over our border every other day of the year." -- Republican Congressman Steve King

Full Story Here.

Found Here.
NSFW

Mooslem Repellent

29 April 2006

Iraq News ya won't find in the LSM.

© 2006 Laurence A. Elder

Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich explained in a National Public Radio interview why Vice President Dick Cheney provides such good red meat for satirists. Luckovich said, “First of all, he’s sort of a colorless and seemingly humorless individual, and something about that type of person is sort of fun to caricature. And he’s always so certain when he talks, like when he’s on ‘Meet the Press’ – ‘Well, we’ll be greeted as liberators, Tim.’ You know, he’s so certain, and then he’s just completely wrong ...” [Emphasis added.]

Just completely wrong? Recently I received the following letter from a soldier who served in Iraq:

In April 2004 I was in the first push through Fallujah after the four American contractors were murdered, desecrated and hung from a bridge. I was critically wounded after I was shot through the hip in a firefight and nearly bled out on the battlefield. It was six months before I was able to walk semi-normally on my own more than 20 feet unaided by crutches or a wheel chair. In December of 2004 I was medically retired, and even now over two years later I still cannot run and I honestly don’t think I will be regaining that ability in this lifetime ...

Well, I have had multiple people ask me about what I think about everything going on over there and I always respond the same way ... I reach into my wallet and pull out a card and let them read it. It speaks for itself; I don’t need to say a word. I received this shortly after the invasion in 2003, a young boy walked up to me with his father who was standing behind him with his hands on his shoulders and just reached out his hand and gave this to me ... Sure there are those who want us dead and gone and will do anything to get rid of us, but they are a minority.

The soldier enclosed a copy of the card. It has a big heart on the front, and inside it reads: “Thank you George Bush. Thank you American soldiers. Thank you Marines [sic] soldiers. To save us. We are so grateful. Your friend, Ali Ahmed. An Iraqi boy, 9 years old. 2003.4.15

Yep they hate us all right.

Full Story Here.

Found Here.
NWS

I'm shocked, Shocked I tell you.

'Separate laws for Muslims' idea slammed

Published: 28th April 2006 10:08 CET

Sweden's largest Muslim organisation has demanded that Sweden introduce separate laws for Muslims, according to Swedish television. Sweden's equality minister Jens Orback called the proposals "completely unacceptable".

The Swedish Muslim Association, which represents around 70,000 Muslims in Sweden, has sent a letter to all Sweden's main political parties suggesting a number of reforms, SVT's Rapport programme reported.

The proposals include allowing imams into state (public) schools to give Muslim children separate lessons in Islam and their parents' native languages. The letter also said that boys and girls should have separate swimming lessons and that divorces between Muslims should be approved by an imam.

Full Story Here.

Found Here.
NWS

So True....

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

28 April 2006

Redneck Sayings

1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
2. "It’'s been hotter’'n a goat’'s butt in a pepper patch."
3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
4. "Have a cup of coffee, it’'s already been '‘saucered and blowed'.’"
5. "She'’s so stuck up, she'’d drown in a rainstorm."
6. "It'’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
7. "My cow died last night so I don'’t need your bull."
8. "Don’'t pee down my back and tell me it’'s raining."
9. "He'’s as country as cornflakes."
10. "This is gooder'’n grits."

Quote of the Day

Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared. It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.
- Ann Landers

27 April 2006

I got tagged...

This is a first. Well I'm new to bloggin so it took a bit to figure out what was going on. But the guy over at Signal 94 just tagged me, well a couple of day's ago, been busy. So now I have to blog on the Simple Pleasures Of Life and tag other blogs. This may take a day or two and I'm not sure who to tag but I'll think of somebody. Here goes....

* Waking up next to a wonderful woman, still lookin, hint hint...
* Riding my Harley Sportster.
* A cold beer after working in the garden. Damn I could come with a whole list on 'a cold beer after' ...
* A good dog.
* A good day at work.
* Shooting my SKS or .45.
* Remembering a sunset from the deck of an aircraft carrier in the Indian Ocean.
* Most of my home cooking, sometimes the dog eats good.
* A smoke after sex, and talking, yea that's it, talking...
* Knowing that when life takes a dump on you, Jesus is walking with you. Also knowing that those times that you see only set one set of footprints that he is carrying you.

This brings back some memories....

USS Monterey Conducts Burial at Sea

We did a few of these on the ship I was on. My view, when that time comes, is to take all the parts ya need and dump the rest in the Pacific.

USS Monterey, At Sea - USS Monterey (CG 61) Sailors held a burial at sea ceremony on the ship’s fantail, April 17.

The services were conducted by Monterey’s Executive Officer, Lt. Cmdr. Todd Boehm, and the committal and benediction were given by Monterey's Chaplain, Lt. Jason Hefner. An honor platoon of 15 Sailors in dress blue uniforms stood in ranks to honor the deceased.

The ashes of six veterans and one veteran and spouse were committed to the sea during the morning ceremony. The traditional 21-gun salute given by Monterey’s honor guard led by the ship’s gunnery officer, Ensign William Adkins, punctuated each burial. “Taps” was played at the end of each service as participants and attendees looked on.

Monterey’s Chief Master-at-Arms (SW) Brian Renkema was the flag bearer, Command Master Chief (SW/AW) Hari Singh served as the presenter and Capt. Robert Oldani, the commanding officer, received the ensign on behalf of the families.

Several of the service members buried were World War II and Vietnam veterans.

“Any time that we are a part of an event like this lets you know a couple of things,” Renkema said. “These are warriors who have requested to be buried as they were in the prime of their lives. It also lets us know that they were where we are today; fighting for freedom and providing peace as quickly as possible.”

Religious Program Specialist 2nd Class (SW) Michael Tolbert wrote each eulogy and committed each member’s ashes to the sea.

“I think the ceremonies went very, very well,” Tolbert said. “I know these families will be proud to know that their loved ones have been laid to rest with grace and dignity in one of the Navy’s most time-honored traditions.”

Families of the deceased will be given photos and video of the ceremony, a navigational chart with the exact coordinates of the burial and a letter of condolence from Oldani.

Tolbert said he felt the services were poignant closings to each member’s lives.

“I love these services, because I love knowing that in this service member’s existence, an entire ship is turning their attention to honoring them and highlighting their life’s achievements.” said Tolbert.

Monterey is operating in the Caribbean Sea as part of the George Washington Carrier Strike Group, conducting “Partnership of the Americas,” a training and readiness deployment of U.S. Naval forces with countries from the Caribbean and Latin America, in support of U.S. Southern Command objectives for enhanced maritime security.

26 April 2006

Nuff Said



Found Here.

The Drug Problem in America

The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a question, ‘’Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?’’ I replied: “I had a drug problem when I was young”:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn’t put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four-letter word.

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom’s garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad’s fields.

I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today’s children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.
~author unknown~

Found Here.
NWS

Religion of Peace (my ass)

Brothel made to remove Saudi, Iran flags

BERLIN (Reuters) - A brothel in Cologne was forced to black out the flags of Saudi Arabia and Iran from a huge World Cup soccer-themed advertising banner after angry Muslims complained and threatened violence.

The 24-metre-high by 8-metre-wide (78 by 26 ft) banner displayed on the side of the building features a scantily-clad woman and the slogan: "The world as a guest of female friends," a variation on the World Cup slogan: "The world as a guest of friends."

The flags of the 32 nations taking part in the month-long soccer tournament which kicks off in June are shown below.

Those of Saudi Arabia and Iran have been covered with black paint, according to a worker at the brothel who would only give his name as Peter.

"Some people turned up and demanded that we remove the flags," Peter told Reuters. "First they were sensible but then they became threatening. The management here decided to do it so that we didn't get any more trouble."

"They didn't want these two flags to be associated with this go-go girl on the banner as it's a brothel and it offended their religious feelings," said a spokeswoman for the Cologne police.

"The owner removed the flags even though he wasn't legally obliged to as no crime had been committed."

At least they obey their new masters...
My question is How did the 'good' moooooslems find out about this sign on the side of a brothel?
Because we know that the 'good' mooooslems would never be found in such an area....
If you believe that I have some land for sale that is a few miles west of San Francisco.

Found Here.

24 April 2006

Frellin Libtards

Found this over at my Blog Dad's site. Misha.

The trouble for these people is that even though they think their personal morality and judgment trumps the US Constitution and loyalty to their country every time, very few real Americans agree with that opinion. And the view most of America takes of a genuflecting devotion to traitors, cowardly appeasers, and puffed-up anti-American frauds is a good deal dimmer than the sunny, respectful one held by those who belong to the liberal Church Militant.

Personally, I think it’s high time the real America went a little Old Testament on these treasonous curs. They’ve usurped our government and made it into their own little playground, immune to the censure or will of the voters, and now they’re going to attempt to lie their way out of it and cover up the stench of what’s really afoot here like a cat in a sandbox. We can’t let that happen. The liberal infestation has gotten so virulent as to make it virtually impossible even to effectively wage war to eliminate serious threats to America and the free world — threats that, in an irony that would be hilarious were it not so macabre, stand in direct opposition to everything these treacherous swine claim to hold dear.

All I can add is 'That ain't no shit'.
Read the whole thing Here.

Things I've learned

I've learned - that you can keep puking after you think you're finished.

I've learned - that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned - that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned - that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned - to say "fuck them if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

23 April 2006

Sea Power

This is an impressive flash show about the US Navy. Found it in the comments section at Misha's site. Was left by Mike M.
Now go watch and know that when you positively absolutely need the US Marines to kill somebody, it's the US Navy that gives them a ride, proudly. Well somebody has to and we get to kill anybody who gets in our way.

Sea Power

Who's packing your parachute?

Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands.

He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience

One day, when Plumb and his wife were sitting in a restaurant, a man at another table came up and said, "You're Plumb! You flew jet fighters in Vietnam from the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk . You were shot down!"

"How in the world did you know that?" asked Plumb.

"I packed your parachute," the man replied. Plumb gasped in surprise and gratitude. The man pumped his hand and said, "I guess it worked!" Plumb assured him, "It sure did. If your chute hadn't worked, I wouldn't be here today."

Plumb couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man. Plumb says, I kept wondering what he had looked like in a Navy uniform: a white hat; a bib in the back; and bell-bottom trousers. I wonder how many times I might have seen him and not even said 'Good morning, how are you?' or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot and he was just a sailor." Plumb thought of
the many hours the sailor had spent at a long wooden table in the bowels of the ship, carefully weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of each chute, holding in his hands each time the fate of someone he didn't know.

Now, Plumb asks his audience, "Who's packing your parachute?" Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. He also points out that he needed many kinds of parachutes when his plane was shot down over enemy territory -- he needed his physical parachute, his mental parachute, his emotional parachute, and his spiritual parachute. He called on all these supports before reaching safety.

Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.

As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize people who pack your parachutes.

22 April 2006

Good to Know

The California/Oregon State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Truckee, Kirkwood, and Yosemite areas.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.
Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper.

21 April 2006

Funny....

What is a Redneck's defense in court?
"Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.

Military Body Armor

THE BEST: Dragon Skin

Dragon Skin or Interceptor Body Armor? Defense Review took a look and likes what it sees in Pinnacle's corner.

By David Crane
Editor, DefenseReview.com

Defense Review has confirmed it. Just as we expected, Pinnacle Armor SOV-2000 (Level III/III+) and SOV-3000 (Level IV) Dragon Skin body armor appears to be significantly superior in every combat-relavant way to U.S. Army PEO Soldier's and U.S. Army Natick Soldier Center (NSC)/Soldier Systems Center's Interceptor Body Armor, which is comprised of the following components: USMC Interceptor Multi-threat Body Armor System Small Arms Protective Insert (SAPI) Level III plate or Enhanced Small Arms Protective Insert (ESAPI) Level IV plate, and the USMC Interceptor Multi-threat Body Armor System Outer Tactical Vest (OTV).

Bottom line is, all relevant ballistic test data is available for viewing and validation (just like we viewed and validated it), exactly as Pinnacle Armor has offered in their written response to the SOUM and the Pentagon Brief by General Sorenson. Defense Review has validated this ourselves by visiting Pinnacle Armor and carefully scrutinizing all of the data with our own eyes. That data covered a 9 year timeline and validates Pinnacle's statements in their written response.

So, the upshot is that based on the unrefutable ballistic test data that we've seen (again from three recognized ballistic test centers--H.P. White, USTL, and ATC) Lt. Col. Robert Maginnis' (U.S. Army) negative statements about Pinnacle Armor SOV/Dragon Skin to Margaret Warner on News Hour with Jim Lehrer Armor for U.s. Troops In Iraq (Jan. 11, 2006) and Major General Jeffrey A. Sorenson's, Col. John Norwood's (U.S. Army), Col. Thomas Spoehr's(U.S. Army) negative statements about Dragon Skin in his recent news briefing are either ignorant (showing a lack of knowledge of the available ballistic data), outright lies, or deliberately deceptive.

That is just part of the smack down. I just wonder what the hell is going on here, myself I want the best for our troops.

Full Story Here.

20 April 2006

Mama Moonbat

Yep Cindy Sheehan is at it again. This time posting outright lies about they way her son's casket was handled.
Does the Left have no shame?
Some of her drivel.

Last week Cindy wrote on why her son's grave is left unmarked. World Net Daily reported Cindy's response:

I will tell the world why Casey has no marker yet. In the first place, does anyone who is attacking me know how Casey was brought home from Iraq? We picked him up in the United loading dock in a cardboard box and he was off-loaded into a hearse without one honor guard. We had to wait for about a half hour on a curb near the United freight area for his one escort, who rode from Dover Air Force Base in a seat, while Casey was treated as an over-sized piece of luggage. Has anybody held her other sobbing children who are sitting on a curb in San Francisco, waiting for the remains of their big brother to be carried over to the dock by a forklift?

WE don't see them because Mama Bush doesn't want to "bother her pretty mind" with the images... Our government discards and dishonors its own.

Cindy’s story would be heart wrenching and revolting...
If it were true!

This woman is a frellin idiot and liar. No wonder Michael Moron loves her.
Full Story Here.

Found Here.
Not Work Safe.

LETTER FROM AN IOWA FARM KID,

LETTER FROM AN IOWA FARM KID,
(NOW AT CAMP PENDLETON DOING MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING)

Dear Mom and Pop,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Graffender by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 A.M. but I am getting so I like to sleep late.
Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again.

It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Harklau boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Bub Vote from over in Hardy. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,
Carol

18 April 2006

Good Advice...

If you are going through hell, DONT STOP!

Breakthrough for Men

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is a major breakthrough.

Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts without listening to them.

17 April 2006

Iran’s ‘new’ torpedo

When I first read this story I started thunkin. (insert snide comment here). I knew that Russia had developed one and sunk one of their subs with it. China talked about having them but nothing from our side.

Iran tests 'world's fastest' sonar-evading torpedo at Persian Gulf
Apr 2, 2006
Reuters

Iran has test-fired a sonar-evading underwater missile that can outpace any enemy warship, a senior naval commander told state television on Sunday during a week of war games in the Persian Gulf.

Full Story Here.

Having served on a Bird Farm (Aircraft Carrier) I thought this would be bad news for us. The talk about the quiet diesel subs and the enviro wackos trying to kill our new sonar I was becoming concerned. I know a little about submarine and torpedo countermeasures but this sounds like it could hit anything we had.

I had not read anything about the USN developing these things or such, as if I’m in ‘the loop’ on this stuff. I was starting to worry about my fellow swab jockeys. Is this true or is it the bleats of the anti-military libtards and their lap dog LSM?

Well guess what? I get an email from fine folks at military.com.

Joe Buff: Taming the Shkval

In my recent “Conventional Global Strike” I promised to address soon other ways in which U.S. Navy submarine armament systems are dramatically broadening in reach and lethality. But observing the errors of fact and occasional tone nearing hysteria in some media lately, I feel compelled to first address an “enemy” weapon and put it in its proper place. This weapon has been called in print “hellacious.” It's been described as a “quantum leap” in the nature of naval warfare from this day forth -- a disruptive technology for which America is woefully unprepared. It's even been said that there's no physically possible friendly defense against it, and the target won't even realize the weapon is coming until it impacts and the target's crew are dead. Paints a scary picture, doesn't it? Yet none of these statements are true.

Perhaps one good proof of this is that active duty submariners I've met on subs or talked to at conferences aren't exhibiting any panic over Shkvals. The way they describe it, the latest mod of the Improved Advanced Capability (ADCAP) Mark 48 sub-launched heavyweight torpedo remains by far their weapon of choice. They scoff at the threat that a Shkval would pose -- assuming it isn't armed with a nuclear warhead. (In that nightmarish scenario, the Shkval with its limited range would amount to a suicide weapon. And Mark 48s are nuclear-capable, if necessary, too.) In contrast to the Shkval, the latest Mark 48 is reported to have a maximum range of some 30 nautical miles. During a game of cat-and-mouse, this means the American sub can threaten anything inside an area 36 times as big as what's covered by a 5-mile-range Shkval. That gives a very significant, classic tactical advantage: By holding open the range using the nuclear submarine's maximum speed advantage over the diesel's (say, 30+ knots sustained compared to 20ish in short bursts), the American vessel can “bombard” its opponent from outside the diesel's ability to hit back with Shkvals. Furthermore, the maximum speed of a Mark 48 is reported in open sources as some 60 knots, and I suspect that the actual (classified) figure for the latest (ninth?) mod might be several knots higher than that. The American weapon is three times as fast as the enemy diesel -- and is also much faster than any known nuclear sub. (One news source claimed that the U.S. Navy had failed to invest in good torpedos for years now, and that our best fish were so slow that enemy subs and ships could simply outrun them. I have never read a more incorrect statement in my entire 10-year career as a non-fiction submarine commentator.)

Some urgency is called for regarding such advanced defensive measures, as supercavitation technology is quickly proliferating among America's actual and potential foes. But at the same time it's crucial to recognize that the Shkvals of the world have been surrounded in a fog of plain untruths and insidious rhetoric. What concerns me most is not the supercavitating weapons themselves -- as I say, they've existed for decades. Their sensationalized treatment in pockets of the media give domestic nay-sayers further ammo to press their case in the most absurd and self-destructive claim of all, that America's current nuclear submarines are nothing but Cold War relics -- now, because they're supposedly hopelessly vulnerable to Shkvals. This essay has attempted to show that it's the Shkvals that are the real Cold War relics. So long as they're deprived of their nuclear warheads, against a properly trained and equipped U.S. Navy their speed is their own greatest weakness.

Yep kinda what I was thunkin. So if you terminally cluefucked Medieval Mullahs, Chi-Coms or Ruskies want to fuck with us on the High Seas or brown water….

Ya we will lose a few but compared to what you will suffer…As if you care.

It’s a long read but well worth it.

Full Story Here.

Curly's Joke Of The Day

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this Country, And giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free Education!"
But the passerby says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for Having such a beautiful country here in America!"
The person says I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the Next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you For the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice Lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I Am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work...."

15 April 2006

Stay Tuned

I'm working on a couple of great posts about the U.S. Navy.
Plus just scroll on down to the 'fair use' part...

14 April 2006

Must Read

Go and read about one hell of a Marine
Story Here
Required Reading.
Now go. I'll wait.
Found here.
NWS

Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!

A young woman from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the she slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.

He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded " What took you so long?" and he replied "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."

Guy's Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

13 April 2006

New Seat Belt...

The Transportation Safety Administration has designed and fully tested a new seat belt to be implemented in the year 2006.
It has been found to reduce accidents by 45%



Can we get one of these for Debbie...

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on immigration.

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith, becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American... There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

Ya what he said...
Found Here.
Not Work Safe

12 April 2006

Dear Debbie...


Well I did get my 'cease and desist' email!!! What do ya think of my latest?

Ahoy. That photo looks like it was posed and done by a professional photographer. That means that if it was and you don't have a signed copyright waiver (or whatever they call it now) then you are using it in violation of copyright law. The only way you can own the copyright to a photo is to have taken the picture on a camera you own or have a signed waiver. So far you have presented no proof of copyright ownership.

You claim to be a conservative but you are acting like a Red Diaper Doper Baby.

You can take all the cheap shots ya want at the people I use to work with but they are one thing you will never be, professional.

This escapes me. With all that is going why, oh why, would an (alleged) 'conservative' throw such a fit over a picture when we should be working together on so many other issues?

HISPANIC LEADERS SPEAK OUT!

Now I can't verify all of these quotes but from what I've seen so far Im guessin they are accurate.


Augustin Cebada, Brown Berets; "Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to die . . . Through love of having children, we are going to take over.

Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council. "They're afraid we're going to take over the governmental institutions and other institutions. They're right. We will take them over . . . We are here to stay."

Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico, "The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot."

Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas; "We have an aging white America. They are not making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population . . . I love it. They are shitting in their pants with fear. I love it."

Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party, "Remember 187--proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to non-citizens--was the last gasp of white America in California."

Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor, "We are politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are becoming citizens of this country . . . I gotta tell you that a lot of people are saying, "I'm going to go out there and vote because I want to pay them back."

Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bill Clinton, "California is going to be a Hispanic state. Anyone who doesn't like it should leave."

Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General, "We are practicing 'La Reconquista' in California."

Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University; "We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos . . . "

Are these just the words of a few extremists? Consider that we could fill up many pages with such quotes. Also, consider that these are mainstream Mexican leaders.

THE U.S. VS MEXICO:
On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Mexican even though most lived in this country. They booed during the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down. As the match progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with projectiles, punched and spat upon. Beer and trash were thrown at the U.S. players before and after the match. The coach of the U.S. team, Steve Sampson said, "This was the most painful experience I have ever had in this profession."

Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs, education, and government contracts? It's called affirmative action or racial privilege. The Emperor of Japan or the President of Mexico could migrate here and immediately be eligible for special rights unavailable for Americans of European descent.
Recently, a vote was taken in the U.S. Congress to end this practice. It was defeated. Every single Democratic senator except Ernest Hollings voted to maintain special privileges for Hispanic, Asian and African immigrants. They were joined by thirteen Republicans. Bill Clinton and Al Gore have repeatedly stated they believe that massive immigration from countries like Mexico is good. They have also backed special privileges for these immigrants.

Corporate America has signed on to the idea that minorities and third world immigrants should get special, privileged status. Some examples are Exxon, Texaco, Merrill Lynch, Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many more.

DID YOU KNOW?:
Did you know that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals? Did you know that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so? According to the L.A. Times, Orange County, California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000 members; 98% of which are Mexican and Asian. How's your county doing?

According to a New York Times article dated May 19, 1994, 20 years after the great influx of legal immigrants from Southeast Asia, 30% are still on welfare compared to 8% of households nationwide. A Wall Street Journal editorial dated December 5, 1994 quotes law enforcement officials as stating that Asian mobsters are the "greatest criminal challenge the country faces." Not bad for a group that is still under 5% of the population.

Is education important to you? Here are the words of a teacher who spent over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system. "Imagine teachers in classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and motivation, many of whom aren't fluent in English. Educators seek learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural references."

Immigrants that came through Ellis Island wanted to learn English. They wanted to breath free. They wanted to become Americans. Now too many immigrants come here with demands. They demand to be taught in their own language. They demand special privileges--affirmative action. They demand ethnic studies that glorify their culture.

10 April 2006

Title Nine Nonsense

When I first saw this head line I had to double check which site I was on, yep it's SeeBS.com.
So I kept reedin.

(National Review Online) This column was written by Carrie Lukas.
Consistency isn't a concept particularly valued by feminists. Feminists deny there are natural differences between men and women — except that women are more empathetic, more verbally adept, and less violent than men. Differences can exist, but only if they are in the female's favor.


Uh, wait I'm on the SeeBS web site, yes. WTF. Did they get a 'Clue'?
It get's better.

According to the National Journal, some officials at the National Science Foundation and Education Department share the feminists' immunity to cognitive dissonance. They are exploring Title IX's applications to specific areas of study, but only in disciplines where Title IX's application will benefit women.

A smack down on SeeBS. It gets better. Go read the whole thing HERE.

Funny....

A geezer wakes up one morn to find a big ass gorilla on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages & sure enough, there is an ad "Gorilla Removers." When the gorilla remover arrives, he gets outta his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun & the meanest Pit Bull you've ever seen.

The gorilla remover informs the geezer that he is gonna go up da roof & whack the gorilla with the baseball bat & when he lands on the ground the Pit Bull will grab him by the testicles with a death grip. The gorilla will then be subdued & placed in a cage.

The geezer asks, "But what is da shotgun for?"

"If the gorilla knocks me off da roof, shoot da dog!"

08 April 2006

Mooslem Repellent

Shot at fartwah er I mean "cease and desist"…


Not sure why Debbie has here panties in a wad. I learned a little about fair use when I worked as a Broadcast Engineer at a journajzzism school. Went to her site and checked it out. She claims to be a conservative yet threatens to sue everybody over her pic? Ya would think she would like the publicity and extra hits to her site. So here is the pic, easily found via Google.
I wonder if Google has received one of those infamous “cease and desist” emails?

Editorial; She is not that hot, I would rate her as 12 pack of Danish Beer and pint of Jack Daniels to do her. If ya don’t like the way I report the news then change the channel.

This is Hujonwi reporting for the Hujonwi News Network from an undisclosed location in central Oklahoma.
Yaaaaarrrggg!!!!!

Hey Libtards

Ya want to whine and protest about how 'bad' things are in this country. Well I have traveled all the way around the world. I've been in places that would make you piss your pants. If you like those socialist countries so much why don't you move there? Cuba, N Korea, Russia, China? This might not be the best place in the world but it sure beats everything else out there.
Just look at this...

Nepal King Orders Protesters Shot on Sight

KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) - Protesters in Nepal postponed a demonstration planned for Saturday after the king imposed a curfew and ordered violators shot on sight.

Khadga Prasad Oli, deputy leader of the Communist Party of Nepal, told The Associated Press the protesters would try to hold the rally on Sunday.

Saturday was the third day of a four-day general strike called by an alliance of seven political parties that oppose King Gyanendra's seizure of power last year.

There were several clashes between protesters and police in Katmandu and surrounding areas on Thursday and Friday. Hundreds of people were arrested and dozens were injured.

Dear President Bush:

I’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and would like to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

Rest found HERE

Quote of the Day

Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers

Good advice cept it wouldn't work for me...

07 April 2006

Nuff Said

Found Here
NWS
Direct link to photo Here

Yep....

We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past.

06 April 2006

Oh Bother

Was just alerted to this by the Pirate Armada about another libtard trying to claim that Malkin is 'flip-floppin' about flags.
I'm still working on a post but I thought that a couple of the Ladies that read this site might want to stop by and put in their .02c. Maybe about the comment that shegeek left. It's a link to a news story about the pervert at DHS getting busted and adding 'Batting a thousand this administration...'
Gawd what ID 10 T's.
The Pirate Aramada is inbound so don't miss out on the fun. HERE.

Global Hawk Arrives

More bad news for the stump broke camel molesters...

The U.S. Navy's first Global Hawk unmanned air system (UAS), N-1, an RQ-4A (BuNo 166509), arrived today at its new home at Naval Air Station, Patuxent River, Maryland. The vehicle is one of two RQ-4A aircraft which the Navy has acquired through the Global Hawk Maritime Demonstration (GHMD) Program under the management of the Navy's UAS program office, PMA-263.

The article didn't say if it carried the hellfire missile but it doesn't really matter.
Note to the worshippers of the pedophile Prophet Muhammad (pig piss be upon him) as the USMC says 'Don't bother running, you will only die tired'.

Full story HERE.

New Navy Ship Built With WTC Steel

This is awesome but it gets even better.

NEW YORK - With a year to go before it even touches the water, the Navy's amphibious assault ship USS New York has already made history - twice. It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center, and it survived Hurricane Katrina.

Do ya think that a little water and wind will stop us? Got to ride out a hurricane once on an bird farm off the coast of Hawaii.

Northrop Grumman employed 6,500 at Avondale before Katrina. Today, roughly 5,500 are back on the job, working on the New York and three other vessels. More than 200 employees who lost their homes to Katrina are living at the shipyard, some on a Navy barge and others in bunk-style housing.

Oh and living on a barge or bunk-style housing is no fun, been there done that.

"It would be fitting if the first mission this ship would go on is to make sure that bin Laden is taken out, his terrorist organization is taken out," said Glenn Clement, a paint foreman. "He came in through the back door and knocked our towers down and (the New York) is coming right through the front door, and we want them to know that."

That osama bin goat huppin did not know the can of worms he opened when he hit us. Cause, oh bin, ya pissed off us rednecks and we will not stop until we have your head on a pike and your sorry ass is wrapped in pig skin and dumped, somewhere, we don't care.

Full Story HERE.

Wow

This is required reading. It's a bit long but worth it.

Now go HERE.

Found Here.
NWS

04 April 2006

umph, urgh errh

RIYADH (Reuters) - Tired of playing second fiddle to men in conservative Saudi Arabia, five women decided if you can't beat them, join them.

Please stop, laughin so hard......

Al Watan newspaper said the five women underwent sex change surgery abroad over the past 12 months after they developed a "psychological complex" due to male domination.


Please make it stop............

The newspaper quoted a senior cleric as saying the authorities have to fill what he described as a legal vacuum by issuing laws against sex change operations.

Last seen tryin to type while.......oh shit........what would be an illegal vac...
Holy camel dung.

03 April 2006

Quote of the Day

Some day, in years to come, you will be wrestling with the great temptation, or trembling under the great sorrow of your life. But the real struggle is here, now, in these quiet weeks. Now it is being decided whether, in the day of your supreme sorrow or temptation, you shall miserably fail or gloriously conquer. Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process.
- Phillips Brooks

02 April 2006

Quote of the Day

Success doesn't "happen." It is organized, preempted, captured, by consecrated common sense.
- F.E. Willard

Can a Muslim be a Patriotic American?

This is a great read.
Full story can be found Here.
Not Work Safe.
Here is a sample.

Have you ever thought - Can a devout Muslim be an American patriot and a loyal citizen? Is Muslim-American really an oxymoron? Consider this:

Theologically, no. Because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon god of Arabia.

Religiously, no. Because no other religion is accepted by his Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256)

Scripturally, no. Because his allegiance is to the five pillars of Islam and the Quran (Koran).

That's what I always thought...

Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!!"! screamed the woman, " That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture".
"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."

No Shi'ite

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"

01 April 2006

So True....

Well it looks like Hog On Ice has some more great satire and truth about the difference between men and women. I don't agree with everything he said but then I don't always agree with everything I have to say...
Make sure ya read several post to get an ideal about where he is commin from.

No, freedom isn't free


I watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.

A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease..

I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.

I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?

How many pilots' planes shot down?
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.

I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill
I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant "Amen,"

When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.

I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.

I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea

Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
No, freedom isn't free.

Enjoy Your Freedom & God Bless Our Troops


This blog is listed on The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler site in the Dept. of Unapologetic Americanism. I wear that as proudly as I do my 'Bring Em On Allah' and '72 Virgins Dating Service, We'll Hook You Up!' t-shirt. It's to bad that living in central Oklahoma we don't have many moonbats willing to say anything. I work with a few that tried to start, using the standard 'talking points'. Let's just say they haven't tried that again. Maybe I should take a look at that other job, wouldn't it be a hoot to wear one of those shirts in Canada?!?

Not Smart Guy

Sam was out shopping in the mall when he meets his friend Abe outside the jewelers. Sam notices that Abe has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "So what have you just purchased Abe?" Sam asks.
"Well, now that you've asked," replies Abe, "it's my Rifka's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.'"
"So what did you get her?" Sam asks.
Abe replies, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."

Smart Guy

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says:

"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!

His buddy looks at him and says:

"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY"? And she acts like she's sound asleep.